OWH Memorial Undead Topic

I'm trying to talk myself out of buying a 1967 Browning Sweet 16.

Someone, help me

 

This is the gun you are looking for...




Shit, did that wrong.

 

Do it, [ussy pay].

 

It won't lose value, so buy it while you're talking to yourself because it's better than the cash you'll use anyway. Can always sell it later once you are done meowing at yourself.

 

Something wrong with what you've got now? While you're at it, go ahead and buy you a ton truck and fetch mama's groceries in it if you are just dying to tell everyone your penis is tiny. Lower it so it squats like it's pissing while you're at it.

 

I have an A5 that was my grandpa’s. We won a lot of hams and turkeys going to shoots with it.

Buy the damn thing

 

I was supposed to get my granddads but some POS broke into their house and stole it probably 30 years ago

 

That's what stimulus checks are for.

 

See, I already have a 10 gauge and an F 450

 

Coming here asking for help not to buy a gun is like holding an AA meeting at a college bar.

 

I was outbid on the gun. I will buy the next one I see

 

You work hard, you're an awesome father. You deserve to treat yourself every once in a while

 

My daughter's new music teacher has pink hair.

I can now tell you who her favorite teacher will be.

 

haha

 

Annual physical day.

Betting this is the one I get the final warning of lose weight or cholesterol meds.

 

Proof of the beast.

 

One of my wife's cats died. Sum[itch bay] crawled as far up under our sunroom as possible before kicking the bucket. Now I've got to go squeezing all the way under the sun room to get the damn thing and then I have to figure out what to do with a dead cat.

 

Do you have trash cans where you are?

 

Yeah, but don't want the smell of dead cat lingering around until trash pickup day.