OWH Memorial Undead Topic

How many chickens did your grandma choke? Was she also skilled in dolphin flogging?

 

Just out of curiosity, what did you sing to her?

 

"Om mani padme hum", a Buddhist chant of compassion.

No, it isn't a love song to Anakin Skywalkers wife!

 

Not so much a song as this:

 

I have no problem choking the chicken

 

Yea, but we're talking about Norris's chicken...

 

Do Buddhist not like chicken and dumplings

 

I didnt realize buddhists played golf

 

14 year old me gives this a thumbs up

 

if a monk hits a drive into somebody i assume he doesn't yell "fore!" which could lead to problems if he does it multiple times

 

Kid from back home was cliff diving at the river on Sunday and didn't see a boat, jumped, and landed square in middle of said boat. Somehow has no major external or internal injuries.

 

Keyword in that.

 

Well, he was probably 21, 22. So he was an adult, but still a kid to me.

 

but is the boat okay?

 

We have a 34 year old intern at work I call a girl when at home.

 

This could be taken multiple ways.

 

https://apple.news/A_PMeavq1RtybXPTa-Jme7w

Good job, California.

 

Gender still matters in Cali?

 

but was it a boy or a girl? damn fake news, what else aren't they telling us.

 

It's California stupid.