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Hoo, buddy.

 

I just see brief reports on it. seems bizarre

 

Man gets shot by son-in-law, winds up facing 20 years in prison for tax evasion -

https://www.forbes.com/sites/kellyp...-footprints-lead-to-tax-charges/#57b73ece520c

 

It’s awful, but Judge Sword would be a pretty awesome comic book character

 

Rick Moranis was randomly attacked while walking this morning, punched in the head.

Who the [uck fay] runs up and punches Rick Moranis in the head?

 

Son of a [itch bay] used raspberry punch too.

 

A man with a very small Schwartz.

 

When reached for comment, the local police chief replied, “Man, we ain’t found shit”

 

A jackass

 

Today i learned that there is a “Finland doesn’t exist” conspiracy theory

 

It doesnt. Grow up

 

So Monday morning I wake up at 2:00 to the most god-awful pain imaginable. Felt like someone had hit me in the lower back with a baseball bat, and then stabbed me. Crawled to bathroom and threw up.

Still hurting around 6 am, I decide to drive myself to ER just sure that I’m dying. Doctor immediately orders urine test and CT scan as he believes kidney stone. Long story short, he comes in to tell me that he has good news and bad news. Good news, this mother[uck fay]er says, “you don’t have a kidney stone.”

bad news... “you have 24.”

Needless to say this has been a [uck fay]ing horrendous week. Passed the majority of them, but the largest which was giving me the most pain is hanging on at 6mm.

 

24. Damn.

As some encouragement, once you get kidney stones once... you are more likely to get them again, and again.

 

you know what coaches say. without pressure you don't get diamonds.

 

Whoever named them stones needs their ass whipped. When I think of stone, I think of smooth river rocks.

These things are like pissing a stihl weed eater on full throttle.

 

Name them like you name children.

"I'll name this one Sal Sunseri. This one Dooley. This big one is Butch."

 

The bastards don't have a smooth spot on them. Hopefully you got some good pain meds.

 

Rub some dirt on it, pansy.

 

The grandson of President John Tyler just died. That's right. His grandson. Not great great great great grandson. His grandson.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/08/us/john-tyler-grandson-death-trnd/index.html

"Yeah, my grandpappy knew Thomas Jefferson."

 

We were still paying Civil War pensions until June -

https://www.washingtonpost.com/hist...t-civil-war-pension-7313-month-she-just-died/