OWH Memorial Undead Topic

When life gives you lemons, make mole jerky...

https://www.ediblegeography.com/mole-jerky/

 

I guess we know how this problem began.

 

New job comin'. Starting as a talent advisor at the end of the month for a hospital here

 

If folks are talented, just how much advice do they need?

 

"head hunter" is no longer an acceptable title.

 

What can I say? I'm just that good at advice giving.

 

"Git gud, noob"

 

"Hello, thanks for your interest. I recommend you not be such a terrible candidate for this opening. Please consider us in the future when you get good!"

 

Open the Lylsmorr Center for People Who Can't Nurse Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

 

Are you referring to your time working in hospice as experience in palliative care? This hospital system wants winners. Anybody ever won at hospice? GTFO. Loser.

 

Good for you Ly

That's one myth for sure on strippers. I've [uck fay]ed way more medical professionals

 

Everyone has those moments in their life that they go "what the [uck fay] have I been doing all these years."

I had one the other day when my mother lent me her cordless impact driver. What the [uck fay] have I been doing all these years?

 

Oh Norris, and it was your mother who lent it.

 

My mother is the daughter of a big time construction worker in Ft. Lauderdale and always enjoyed building stuff. She also taught me everything I know about football.

 

Cordless impact driver huh.
Gross.

 

Is damage to your jet pack or Sarlacc stomach acid burns deductible as business expenses?

 

Was the money he got for delivering Han taxable or non-taxable?

Same for Jango and the clones.

 

Guessing Han was taxable. Working directly for the Empire. Jango was under the table however

 

Guessing the Empire had a simpler code. Just pray they don’t alter the deal any further.

also guessing the New Republic would claim that all happened under a different regime and they weren’t obligated to uphold anything it promised