People who take too long in the stalls

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by reVOLt, Apr 10, 2017.

  1. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    False.

    NYY has been playing Poke-A-Man in public restrooms for years now.
     
  2. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Actual quote from a bathroom stall at the glass factory I worked as summer help in college:

    "My ass is red.
    My name is D. Greene.
    F*** AFG.
    And it's glass making machine."


    D. Greene was a real winner, let me tell you.
     
  3. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    I, too, prefer porcelain that I know; however, I can always make an exception if I'm at work & getting paid for it.

    Plus, you've not lived until the pains hit while you're at a Civil War re-enactment, the pota-potty guy hasn't "serviced" the potties in days, and you have squat over the "hole", feet on the seat bench, to do your deed because the mound that has grown above seat level.

    Whoever placed the beer can on top of the mound was both brave and gross.
     
  4. Joseph Brant

    Joseph Brant Airbrush Aficionado

    Ahhh yes, a full portable crapper in Gettysburg 1998 with a heat index around 120°. I used the woods and feel bad for whoever found it.
     
  5. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    First trip to Talladega this same thing was witnessed in the July heat. Budweiser

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  6. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    I'd shit outside.
     
  7. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Poke-Em-Men*
     
  8. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    There wasn't a beer can on top of it, but I've seen something similar in the dead of winter, frozen solid. The poor guy that had to service it was shaking his head, going "it's a shit ice sculpture"
     
  9. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    That's awesome.
     
  10. 10SEvols

    10SEvols Member


    Either shit or get off the pot. I'm in agreement with revolt on this one. Go nickel and dime or kill some time somewhere else.
     
  11. reVOLt

    reVOLt Contributor

    You know, that saying "shit or get off the pot" points to this not being caused by Smartphones... It's been going on for much longer.

    So, now I'm back to my original question, what the ****? There are people in line that have cold sweats... Get moving.
     
  12. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    But I am shitting. I'm just pacing myself.....
     
  13. reVOLt

    reVOLt Contributor

    Eat more fiber
     
  14. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Strengthen your sphincter.
     
  15. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Can't rush a good thing.
     
  16. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    And if I ate any more fiber, you could get high speed internet out of my ass.
     
  17. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    How much you charging?
     
  18. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    If you think cable companies exploit customers, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
     
  19. 10SEvols

    10SEvols Member

    Take your sweet ass time at home. Outside your front door the rest of us don't care how much you enjoy your chit.
     
  20. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator


    Haha.


    That's usually the way it works. Does it help the situation if I told you that I'm a firm believer in public courtesy flushing?
     

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