Pet Peeves...

I wish I had an empty hour.

 

You don't watch any TV? Read any books? Have any play time what-so-ever?

 

I play video games occasionally. Don't usually have time. But Dooz's take on the counting the number of beers and keeping a woman scorecard was spot on.

 

Role Models reference, nice!

 

You are hilarious to play with, drinking and driving in tanks.

 

You drive a full tank into an ocean one time it stays with you for life. They should've put orange cones out.

 

"Sir, that ocean clearly swerved RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY TANK."

 

Reminds me of a trip I took to myrtle beach in college with some of my teammates. I got drunk, very very drunk and left some bar/club around 3 am. The sun came up and I was still trying to find our hotel on foot. My buddy the next day just as calm as he could be said, "did it ever cross your mind to try and find the ****ing ocean first?"

Helluva point.

 

Hamburger meat that costs 5.19/lb

 

People that don't pull all the way up in the drive-thru line.

 

People who are grocery shopping for a family of 4 who use self checkout

 

People that get in the turning lane early, go faster than traffic, and race up to the red light.

 

People that pull up beside you to turn left when you are turning right and get in your line of vision.

 

321 through Lenoir City.

 

People that are in the left lane going slower than the other lanes of traffic.

Loud chewing

Shitty football teams

Pet peeve threads

 

"Literally" on social media.

 

My SIL is 19. 95% of her sentences contain the phrase "I mean, like, literally...".

 

I mean, when she told me he left her for him, my head like literally like split open. Literally!

 

People that back into parking spaces in a very busy parking garage. These people should be lined up and shot.

 

Or the people that constantly stop on the first couple of levels looking for a spot when the top half of the garage is almost empty. If there are elevators, it doesn't matter if you park on the second level or the eighth, just find a spot quickly.