Random college football thread

Discussion in 'Sports' started by zero-sum, May 9, 2015.

  1. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    That's a ridiculous lawsuit.

    Let's follow along:
    1. multiple gang-rapes by football players against female students occurred.
    1a. This is despite the fact that there is not only not a criminal conviction, there isn't even a criminal charge. Perhaps they are confusing "gang-rape" with "gang-bang".
    2. multiple gang rapes by football players against support-staffers.
    2a. See 1a above
    3. And after they prove all that, they have to establish that it was due to the University prioritizing football success over student safety.

    Good luck with that.

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  2. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

  3. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    Oh, this again.
     
  4. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Sending resume now.
     
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  5. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    He had his eyes on another staff member. Or staffs member.
     
  6. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    If hand jobs is one of the requirements you will have the job tomorrow. Your resume is legit.
     
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  7. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Overqualified, will be afraid they couldn't keep him from finding other work
     
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  8. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Good point, but if you had the chance to hire the Nick Saban of hand jobs even if you knew it might be for 1 year, you would do it.
     
  9. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Randy Sanders’ tenure at ETSU off to a flying start
     
  10. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    That escalated quickly.
     
  11. bostonvol

    bostonvol Chieftain

    I don’t think this will go over well

     
  12. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Wait, he's going to pull scholarships? Or no?

    Seems like he should be placing them somewhere if he's gonna do that
     
  13. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    If I lose an academic scholarship, am I 'put somewhere'? I never understood this.
     
  14. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    No, but there are defined criteria of performance for maintaining an academic scholarship. Athletics can be subjective.
     
  15. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Unfortunately, much of football is subjective in its nature. How do you put stats on a defensive tackle, for instance? Or the DB that is so good, no one ever throws at him so he has next to no statistics.

    I will, however, add that I could only get behind these kinds of cut and drop methods if the players were not tied to a LoI. Right now, the schools have way too much power in these kids' lives, making billions off of them and paying them peanuts and basically having near complete control over where they play for 4 years.
     
  16. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Right, I think we agree
     
  17. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    Sounds like a great way to kill future recruiting
     
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  18. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Yeah. Everyone will use that against him.
     
  19. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Come on, players are going to flock to Arizona to play for a Super Bowl winning....er, AFC Championshi....er...multi-division winning...er....


    uhm....


    .433 winning percentage.

    2-4 in the playoffs.


    Yeah. Dude is going to suck out loud there.
     
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  20. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    If my kid were not a projected starter, I'd think twice.
     

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