Reasons Tennessee beats Arkansas

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by justingroves, Nov 8, 2011.

  1. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    *Palardy

    *against air

    I am kind of uptight about spelling and grammar. It's the educator in me.
     
  2. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Malady actually fits, since it is a disease.
     
  3. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    In Brodus we trust. Dude is reaching cult status. It's a great story in one sense, but in another it a sad testimony on the state of our program that we have to call a frat house an hour before kickoff to have a functional kicker.
     
  4. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    We aren't too far away from having to do the same for: QB, LB, and WR.

    We are third squad heavy.
     
  5. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Come to think of it, you're right. It does fit. Still, autocorrect pisses me off, and I have yet to find the edit button on mobile. Besides, it costs credits to edit now. I'll just post a correction, and earn more credits by post padding. 'Play the system. Don't let it play you.' That's one of my mottos.
     
  6. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    Im cooking some hog today in honor of past miracles.

    Thanks Clint
     
  7. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    That was one of those moments that I will never forget where I was when it happened. Motel room in Charleston, SC at a civil war re-enactment. A couple of my buddies and I left camp to go watch the game. Went from the deepest valley to the mountaintop. It was after that game that I said to myself 'This is the year.'
     
  8. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    I figured it out boys.

    Remember the year Tennessee-Arky was delayed by lighting for like an hour-and-a-half and both teams came back out and played like shiz? We need something like this to happen. Then its heavy doses of Jaron Toney for the win. TIFWIW.
     
  9. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Was sitting in a deer stand listening to the game over the AM radio. When all looked lost, I dropped a slick head in anger. Got back to camp in time for the drive.
     
  10. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Best of both worlds, imo. While not a huge hunter, I love the outdoors. Add 'the drive' to that, as the beer commercial said, 'It just don't get any better than this!'
     
  11. govols182

    govols182 Honorary Mod

    Yes, it's ok to dream.
     
  12. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I'll never forget my dad saying "Silly son of a [itch bay] just dropped it"
     
  13. Snakeonia

    Snakeonia Active Member

    is there no live chat?
     
  14. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    You have to purchase chat access from vbShop. It uses "credits."
     
  15. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Dream is crushed
     
  16. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    We are looking [uck fay]ing awful. Nobody, players or coaches act like they know what the hell is going on. LBs cover a damn back out of the backfield. It's not that damn hard. Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
     
  17. ncmedicman

    ncmedicman Member

    Is there a Tom Emanski instructional video for tackling?
     
  18. Don't anyone laugh....he could turn dangerous.
     
  19. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Did you think this was a serious thread?
     
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