Rumor: Butch to Alabama

a few rumors out there that Saban is looking to hire Lyle. TIFWIW

 

Would probably be the best hire ever.

 

My guess-

Sexton - Nick, can you interview Butch to make it look like he's still a commodity?
Saban - You are [uck fay]ing kidding me, right?
Sexton - I know, I know. Look, I got Lane that gig and got him away from you.
Saban - You are still [uck fay]ing kidding me, right?
Sexton - Please, I'm begging you. I'll bow down before you twice a month for the next 12 months.
Saban - This has still got to be a [uck fay]ing joke, but ok, whatever. He gets 10 minutes.

 

I also heard a rumor from the same source that TennyD was being courted by Kate Upton.

 

Nick Saban would never allow that fungus Butch Jones within 50 miles of his campus.

 

Saban is looking for a trash can holder. Butch is his 5th choice.

 

If this happens, the universe hates us. There is no reason to bring him to Tuscaloosa outside of more intensely humiliating UT when they beat us in October. Imagine a season in which Jeremy Pruitt is defeated by both Butch Jones and [ddiapos]? What is the point in continuing after that?

 

I have to agree, this is where this is going.

I am starting to fear that there IS a supreme being, and he is incredibly evil.

 

Very likely

 

Part of Saban's new strategy to stop people from raiding his staff.

 

You win the interwebz. That is classic.

 

I’ll give him credit. Looks like he’s willing to do whatever it takes to get back in the game

 

Butch trying to sell himself via his 5 star rectum.

 

So much truth to that it hurts

 

The ole starfish.

 

Guys, guys, the OC job is open and Saban wants his unfaliable offense as his own. Its clear as a bell.

 

Man, talk about must see TV. The first game, Jones would basically shit, piss and vomit all over himself the first time Saban came over and looked DOWN at him.