Saban to Texas a Done Deal?

Discussion in 'Sports' started by BigOrangeBeech, Dec 4, 2013.

  1. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Imagine this scenario -

    Texas gets Malzahn, Saban leaves Bama for Auburn.
     
  2. lumberjack4

    lumberjack4 Chieftain

  3. lumberjack4

    lumberjack4 Chieftain

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  4. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    card beat me to it. I don't think it's a slam dunk mack brown is gone. he still has a lot of rich alumni support.
     
  5. DirtyVol

    DirtyVol New Member

  6. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

    This state would implode.
     
  7. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    You could come stay at my house during the civil war that would ensue.
     
  8. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Now, it tu loses to Baylor Saturday, especially if it's an embarrassing loss, all bets are off.
     
  9. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    I disagree. He revived their program. There'll be some hard felings but he'll get more of a mission accomplished type sendoff.
     
  10. yont sum iss?

    yont sum iss? Contributor

    We'd have to send Seal Team 6 in to extract OV.
     
  11. Bassmanbruno

    Bassmanbruno Banned

    It would take him 1 year, max.
     
  12. Bassmanbruno

    Bassmanbruno Banned

    There's no way in hell - something will happen to his house before he can leave. He will need police escorts out of the city. LSU fans proved super butt hurt when Saban came back to the SEC and he's much more entrenched in Alabama lore than he was with LSU.. and to "insult" Alabama fans by saying Texas is a better job and Bama isn't the greatest place to coach ever.... they will riot.
     
  13. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I'd advise he move to the most interior room of his house with his family and pets, or at least a room with no windows, while waiting for said extraction team to arrive.
     
  14. BigOrangeBeech

    BigOrangeBeech Poster of the Month, July 2014 and recruiting guy!

    I'm with those who are saying it doesn't happen. I just see him retiring at bammer
     
  15. Dick Huffman

    Dick Huffman Guest

    That wouldn't fit his personality profile.
     
  16. Cameltoes

    Cameltoes Contributor

  17. Volguy1971

    Volguy1971 Sith Lord

    LOL....in that scenario, it would be the second coming of Sherman's march in the South. Bama fans would burn a path from Tuscaloosa to Auburn and burn Auburn to the ground.....LOL
     
  18. Dick Huffman

    Dick Huffman Guest

    Which could be accomplished by burning down three pastures and a city block....
     
  19. DirtyVol

    DirtyVol New Member

    I would imagine he goes out of town over Christmas to visit family and takes only what cherished possessions can fit in his car and never returns. That would be classic Saban.
     
  20. syndicate

    syndicate Well-Known Member

    It would be hilarious for him to give his resignation speech from Texas's conference room.
     

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