Sarkisan Gone...

Discussion in 'Sports' started by **TDCVOL**, Oct 11, 2015.

  1. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    I was probably half way drunk too. Jesus, it's a Saturday.
     
  2. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    Mike and Mike just noted that USC will play Notre Dame with their 4th coach in 4 years.
     
  3. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    I thought we were broken.
     
  4. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    USC is in the lead in the dysfunctional rankings.

    How Haden is still there is beyond my comprehension.
     
  5. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    And probably go 3-1
     
  6. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    Taking a LOA, I hear... Going through a divorce on top of being an alcoholic... Doubtful he returns...
     
  7. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    LA Times does extensive research:

    Documents, former players point to Steve Sarkisian's alcohol use at Washington

    During a stop at a rib joint in Nashville in January 2013, for example, Sarkisian and three assistants ordered four shots of Patron Silver, four shots of an unspecified liquor and five beers. The coach cashed out at 11:53 a.m.

    http://www.latimes.com/sports/usc/la-sp-usc-sarkisian-washington-20151012-story.html
     
  8. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Free pass on that one. Alcohol is required to make Nashville tolerable.
     
  9. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    Real question is why Haden didn't know about this
     
  10. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    He follows the Dave Hart Manuel - "Due Diligence For Dummies!!"
     
  11. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    haden : "So, Sark, I hear some rumors that you sometimes might possibly imbibe too much. Is this true?"

    Sark : "*hic* Nope!" /pours another whiskey

    Haden : "Whew! Glad to hear it."
     
  12. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I can't think of a rib joint worth eating at in Nashville
     
  13. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    Probably at Tony Roma's and pretending he was eating bbq.
     
  14. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    What is this tomato bbq sauce? It's delicious.
     
  15. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    really is amazing. haden should/will be fired.
     
  16. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    I've coached some games where I wish I were drunk.

    I also coached in a game where the white hat ref was drunker than Cootie Brown. No joke. Only in Newport......

    Surprisingly, the TSSAA did nothing.
     
  17. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    Sark now Fired.
     
  18. SGMVols

    SGMVols Contributor

    He's just been fired.
     
  19. tvolsfan

    tvolsfan Chieftain

    Please take Butch and I'll forgive you for hiring Kiffin.
     
  20. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.
     

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