Sexy Nikki Caldwell Should be coaching the Lady Vols

Discussion in 'VOLuminous' started by kidbourbon, Mar 4, 2014.

  1. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    1. I don't watch Women's Basketball because I don't like it.
    2. I do like it when I get some substantial movement, though.
    3. Nikki Caldwell is a sexy minx and gives me substantial movement.
    4. I would watch the Lady Vols if Nikki Caldwell were coaching them.
    5. I represent additional viewership, and surely I'm not the only one.
    6. It follows that the most prudent course of action for UT is to Hire. Nikki. Caldwell.


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  2. tvolsfan

    tvolsfan Chieftain

    Still wouldn't watch.
     
  3. MaconVol

    MaconVol Chieftain

    I'm not sure what her name is, but Oklahoma's coach is a dime piece or she used to be. Haven't seen her in a while
     
  4. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I'd still not watch, but I cannot refute your logic.
     
  5. From Sherri Coale's (OU women's basketball coach) page on the OU site - "Rare is the coach who embraces the balance of student and athlete like Sherri Coale. Even fewer teams have had success while emphasizing the books on the same level as the balls."
     
  6. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Well I'd say you'd be hard-pressed to find many women's basketball teams that emphasize the balls
     
  7. hallowed_hill

    hallowed_hill Active Member

    Just a brilliant find.
     
  8. Unimane

    Unimane Kill "The Caucasian"

    With UT beating South Carolina and the possible bottoming out of Martin, I think the Lady Vols are stuck with Paul Schaefer following David Letterman on the sidelines for a few more years, just long enough for the program to become middling.
     
  9. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Agreed kidb.

    However, I used to have the same attitude towards women's sports until I started coaching one. Granted coaching/watching are 2 different things, but I'm not sure I could coach male sports anymore. Female athletes really are MUCH easier to deal with even when....well, you know.
     
  10. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Bravo sir.
     
  11. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    I have porn. I don't need to watch shows/sports for good looking women anymore.
     
  12. VOLinDAWGland

    VOLinDAWGland Contributor

    I'd watch more than I do now which is nada.
     
  13. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    I wouldn't watch it
     
  14. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    If I am flipping past and see it, I'll stop now in amusement at watching Warlick stomp up and down the sidelines. It's funny.
     
  15. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    I wouldn't watch, but I'd still support the upgrade.
     
  16. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    this is code for "I never miss a single second of every game"
     
  17. hallowed_hill

    hallowed_hill Active Member

    Ha!
     
  18. MaconVol

    MaconVol Chieftain

    Great post
     
  19. hallowed_hill

    hallowed_hill Active Member

    Yep, he tried too hard to hide it. "Flipping past...in amusement...it's funny." Yeah right. Card is clearly on the edge of his couch every single game, tv muted, Dearstone turned up, sweating through his powder blue and orange tank top.
     
  20. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I'm pretty sure you just described hell.
     

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