Spurrier drawing plays for Mullen

"Y'all do this? I've seen it a lot, it works"

Mullen's face is hilarious too

 

This should be a show. Just Spurrier showing up unannounced to random SEC schools, drawing up plays for them during staff and team meetings, make some back-handed remark and leave.

 

"This here's the Emory and Henry. You guys never figured it out, which you should thank me for. you have a lot of Citrus Bowl cups because of this play."

 

When Corso steps away, we need Spurrier to fill that void.

 

He would kill it.

 

If he has not turned down ESPN annually for many years then someone in that organization should be fired

 

imagine him walking into the UT qb film room. That could be an hour episode of one liners

 

I would rather him have a show at 9 pm with a cooler of Coors Lite and unfiltered phone lines. Spend an hour of him watching film then an hour of him taking callers.

 

Preferably shot at random locations, not in a studio. His house, Talladega, the golf course, etc.

 

A random Wendy's

 

Fixed. Or preferably the location he preferred to attend during SEC media days, where he spends most of the show talking shit about Alabama.

 

I couldn't remember which one it was.

He outlawed a fried chicken place his first day at South Carolina

 

Don’t forget about taking a leak in the woods at Augusta National.

 

Oh god I hadn't heard that one. That is Steve Spurrier in a nutshell. "Aw hell this course ain't that nice anyway, they got better courses in Johnson City."

 

https://deadspin.com/ah-the-sweet-relief-of-augusta-261636

 

you can tell by mullen's face that this is the first time this has happened.

 

I guess this just shows the complete failure of my upbringing but this just doesn't seem like a story to me.

 

It wouldn't be one anywhere but Augusta

 

yeah, its like pissing in between the pews in church.