State of the Union

Big deal or is it going to be the same broken promises?

 

Are any State of the Unions any different than any other?

 

Last chance at his legacy, plus the promise of executive orders makes it interesting.

 

Can't wait to hear his power trip of transformation spill.

 

is this going to interfere with the bachelor?

 

Uk plays at 9. Thank god

 

Duck Dynasty will be on.

 

I predict the state of the union will be "strong." Or some other positive feel-good term.

 

Would love for a curve ball like "the state of the union is sassy"

 

I'm interested how he's going to to spin income mobility, even though it really hasn't changed from the 1950's.

 

He isn't in campaign mode, there will be no feel good terminology.

He will single out some obstacles to his agenda.

 

Hhahahahahah

 

Haven't watched one since 9/11, won't be watching thus one.

 

same. I've found it much more efficient to read about it afterwards.

 

Did I hear he was going to discuss immigration? I wonder if he'll give us an update on Colorado and Washington?

 

Bush quoting hymns is cringe worthy.

 

I've already begun to clap in preparation. Only Catholic mass and NYY at a bathroom Denny's in Harrogate rival the number of times people stand up and then down in one setting.

 

My fellow Americans. Thank you for allowing me to be your President. I would now like to announce the issue of Executive Order #1337, where we hereby move the Nation's capital from Washington, DC, to Washington State.

That is all I have tonight, I have a plane to catch.

God bless, and God bless the United States of America.

 

Would be great if he said, "You know what, **** it. Clearly, legalizing it was a good idea, so we're going to do the same thing nationally." He then points to an arm in arm Willie Nelson and Snoop Dog in the special seating area next to Michelle and we get another standing ovation.

 

Ha, then have a backdrop roll down of him toking as he flashes a peace sign walking off the stage.