Tennessee Football as Entertainment

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by MWR, Sep 23, 2016.

  1. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Football in general doesn't hold my attention like it used to, but for some reason the Vols are at an all-time high as far as difficult to watch. It's the offense. It's silly, and it's not even run logically. It's just so hard to be that frustrated.

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  2. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    It's like fishing... When the bite is on there's not much in this world that is better but when it's off it's hard to stay interested. When UT's offense is clicking it's a lot of fun to watch but when they are struggling I'd rather listen to Minnie Ripperton, Roseann Barr, Praetorius and Stockhausen all played simultaneously... With a side of Fran Drescher...
     
  3. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    A bad day fishing is better than the best day at work.
     
  4. rbroyles

    rbroyles Chieftain

    A bad day fishing is not possible, unless you are Tenny D.
     
  5. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    The offense was never bad when Bray was playing QB.
     
  6. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    I thought you loved the Wing T
     
  7. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    Both average 4.6 YPC.

    Hurd should have the most attempts and the most yards by the end of the season.

    Travis Henry had 3,074 on 554 carries.
    Hurd already has 4 more carries than Henry with 500 fewer yards.
     
  8. justingroves

    justingroves supermod


    I would have loved to have seen Hurd behind Henry's offensive line.
     
  9. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    It was bad in several games.

    Regardless, Simms has proven himself capable of being an NFL backup. He couldn't throw the ball to a target four yards away his senior year.
     
  10. BigOrangeBeech

    BigOrangeBeech Poster of the Month, July 2014 and recruiting guy!

    Yes
     
  11. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    This isn't a Hurd argument, but I believe Barry Sanders would struggle behind this line and in this scheme.
     
  12. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Damn.
     
  13. MWR

    MWR Contributor

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  14. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    No, no, no.

    You have me confused with someone else.
     
  15. y2korth

    y2korth Contributor

    You drop a minnie ripperton reference around the kids nowadays, they have no idea . . .
     
  16. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    I have no clue who or what Minnie Ripperton is. But perhaps I am still a kid at 46!
     
  17. y2korth

    y2korth Contributor

    Recorded the smash hit single "loving you" back in the 70s.
    Absolutely horrible song. Possibly the worst ever.
     
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    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

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    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

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    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

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