That time I almost died in the ocean

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by Indy, Aug 23, 2014.

  1. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Nah. Wife keeps my testicles in a jar and lets me get them out to play with them once a year.
     
  2. g8terh8ter_eric

    g8terh8ter_eric Contributor

    Well, I woke up with no pain or redness on the side of my foot the next morning, so something worked. When went down at the height of the jellyfish season, and everywhere you went next to the water you would hear popping under your feet. It was like walking on bubble wrap the entire time.
     
  3. g8terh8ter_eric

    g8terh8ter_eric Contributor

    LOL! No it actually wasn't, but good effort.
     
  4. dknash

    dknash Chieftain

    R. Kelly's greatest lie was convincing man that jellyfish exist.
     
  5. wildnkrazykat

    wildnkrazykat Well-Known Member

    I'd be scared to
    Death
     
  6. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Way out off shore is some of the most beautiful blue water.
     
  7. wildnkrazykat

    wildnkrazykat Well-Known Member

    Oh I don't doubt it, I just would have to psyche myself up
     
  8. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    It's almost iridescent, with every shade and hue of blue. And even that's a poor description.

    It's indescribably beautiful.
     
  9. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    I have an idea what you're saying. Visiting Megan's Bay in St. Thomas made my eye hurt it was so beautiful.
     
  10. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Caribbean waters are beautiful, but are almost exclusively a turquoise blue.

    Middle ocean water is every spectrum of blue - from turquoise to navy, with deep colors.
     
  11. wildnkrazykat

    wildnkrazykat Well-Known Member

    Sounds gorgeous
     
  12. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator


    Megan's Bay has many hues but mostly turquoise. Probably not close to the same as what you're saying but it's beautiful. Picture doesn't do it justice.

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    I've been in some deeper water (around 7k-8k feet deep if I remember correctly) and saw that deep beaitiful blue. I can't imagine how pretty the deep deep ocean is.
     
  13. wildnkrazykat

    wildnkrazykat Well-Known Member

    That picture is where I need to be right now
     
  14. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Megan's Bay is one of the top 10 beaches in the world.
     
  15. wildnkrazykat

    wildnkrazykat Well-Known Member

    I can see why
     
  16. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Or you know, the reaction just ended. I'm telling you, it wasn't urine. Myth.
     
  17. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    I don't doubt you, but I thought amonia helped. Live & learn.
     
  18. Joseph Brant

    Joseph Brant Airbrush Aficionado

    I'm going to start telling people that smearing shit over mosquito bites stops the itching.
     
  19. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Mosquito bites don't make me itch and I usually get bit once to my wife's 15 bites. They don't like me for some reason. Maybe someone can explain the science to me?
     
  20. rbroyles

    rbroyles Chieftain

    You taste like shit?
     

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