The Aaron Rodgers can do no wrong thread

Discussion in 'Cal Bears' started by The Dooz, Aug 27, 2014.

  1. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    ....like suck a mean [penis].
     
  2. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Looks photoshopped.
     
  3. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    They airbrushed out the "girl's" Adam's apple and bulge in the front of "her" pants.
     
  4. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    And removed the Maglite flashlight sticking out the back of his pants.
     
  5. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    yeah real manly looking

    [​IMG]
     
  6. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    She definitely has a [penis].
     
  7. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Agreed. It's amazing what a decent photographer and some editing software can do.
     
  8. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    If she didn't have a penis, why would Aaron Rodgers be dating her? I mean, c'mon. C'mon.
     
  9. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    This is the only logic I need.
     
  10. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    I'd hit it. But which one? Which one.
     
  11. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    Is he from Bancock?
     
  12. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Bang 'em all, let the STD test sort it out.
     
  13. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    Not if he has to play the 49ers.
     
  14. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Does he tuck it or tape it?
     
  15. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

  16. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Holy crap, I think I just had a french fry go out my nose.
     
  17. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Closet door just fell off hinges.
     
  18. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    that sir is a man comfortable in his sexuality.
     
  19. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    No one is debating that.
     
  20. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Some folks use the code phrase, a man in comfortable shoes, to describe folks like him.
     

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