The biggest mistake no one is talking about

Variety is the spice of life.

 

For me, the biggest mistake nobody is taking about is that fart I trusted.

 

Never ever trust a fart.

 

Where were you yesterday?

 

Some of life's lessons have to be learned the hard way

 

As my son said when we asked him where he was going when he got up abruptly from the table a few years back, "i pooted too much"

 

Or the soft way, in this case.