The Butch Jones Doomsday Clock is now the Jeremy Pruitt Doomsday Clock

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by IP, Sep 24, 2016.

  1. 10SEvols

    10SEvols Member

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  2. 2Maggitt2Quit

    2Maggitt2Quit Chieftain

    Throw in the damn towel.
     
  3. VOLinDAWGland

    VOLinDAWGland Contributor

    Nope, self inflicted
     
  4. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    You don’t think he’d be suing UT the instant we didn’t give him his buyout? Butch wouldn’t have even had his lawyer write up that letter; he’d have had his crayons out in a flash writing this threatening letter himself. Would’ve laced up his stride-rites really tightly, wouldn’t want them falling off since that brand tends to run big on him, and ran it to the post office directly so that there wouldn’t be a chance the postman might misplaced it.

    He spent three years making $30k as a car washing, coffee fetcher because we were paying him like $100k a month to not work. And he had to prove he was trying to get a better job, which would’ve offset the buyout while he personally didn’t make more money, while not actually getting a better job on purpose so that we were on the hook for 99% of the bill while chasing a ring hanging onto Saban’s nutsack as a glorified fluffed. The instant we stopped paying him, he swindled an AD into giving him a head coaching gig.

    [uck fay] Butch.
     
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  5. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Only person I would think about actually punching in the vag if I ever saw him.
     
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  6. IP

    IP Super Moderator

  7. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

     
  8. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    The AD that gave him his gig owed a favor and bolted the second he was given a chance. Butch is a charity case.
     
  9. Volgrad98

    Volgrad98 Contributor

    Once butch is finally done burning Arkansas State to the ground, I can't believe another AD in their right mind would give him another job. Right?
     
  10. TDVol1989

    TDVol1989 Always Be Menstruating

    I stand and proudly state I did not support hiring gump. Lots of people here thought he was FOOTBALL smart and he was NOT. Lots of people thought he would get another year. I didn’t.

    Am I bragging? Nope. I just know dumbass when I see it. Feel free. That’s a que.

    Stooley and Butch, sure. I don’t like them. But Gump is the worst. Not because of this. But he was the dumbest coach ever. Dumbest hire. Worst.
     
  11. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    As soon as he ran off to Tuscaloosa a week after taking the job to throw on his Alabama gear and try to help Alabama win a national championship, it was obvious that he wasn't going to cut it as a HC and Fulmer was in over his head as an AD for allowing it to happen.
     
  12. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    He is out of favors. He fails which he will and he is done.
     
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  13. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Think of all the quality coaches who never really got a break to try and make it big... and then there is Butch [uck fay]ing Jones.
     
  14. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Let me educate you. Burch Jones will soon replace Lee Corso on College Game Day or take on a similar role with the SEC Network.
     
  15. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    No, he's too stupid
     
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  16. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Thought that was a prerequisite for employment.
     
  17. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    He is too stupid for that level of stupidity, believe it or not
     
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  18. SGMVols

    SGMVols Contributor

    According to 247, Arky State has the most talented roster in the Sun Belt. They’re probably going to go 1-11 or 2-10.
     
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  19. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    The Butch effect
     
  20. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Put butch in charge of heating up the Earth, and watch the oceans freeze solid.
     
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