The Country Music Thread, 8th Style...

Whew. Carrie Underwood just put on a beautiful tribute.

 

I'm one of the few people that likes her music better than his. I've never given him much of a listen, TBH, but know that people love him.

 

I play golf where her and Fisher live and see them eating sunday brunch each week. She is absolutely tiny. As in almost awkward tiny.

 

You’ve never seen a 5’3” woman?

 

shes 5'3 with pumps on and poofed hair. She's borderline a giant midget

 

I hate midgets. But for her, I would make an exception and give her the most exhilarating 3 seconds of her life.

 

3 seconds? Been doing kegels I see.

 

That cigarette won’t light itself.

 

Hoping to score a timeshare from a relative in Key West for Mile 0 Fest. I'm probably a bit late in the game but it's about the same price as Steamboat and a HELL of a lot easier to get to

 

I figured you would be more into her husband, Mike Fisher?

 

Ok yeah. Bet you’ve gotten a real good look 300+ yards away on a golf course.

 

they eat sunday brunch every week and serve themselves 2 feet in front of me as I eat with my family. But if you need her to be tall, she can be.

 

You don’t sound any cooler chamging your story. Just FYI.

 

Doesn't matter if she is short, would.

 

whatever dooz. If you want to be a jackass, go ahead. I was just mentioning how short she was and no story changed. Maybe you can get back to watching cars go around in a circle and challenge yourself.

 

She is a borderline midget

 

Key word, borderline

 

Pay No Rent is probably my best song of 2017.

 

It's fantastic.

 

Those guys are horrifically underappreciated. Whenever I mention them people look at me like I grew another head.