"Yes, it's 'our' day you ruin, you jackass." - What she should tell you. I know from my own experiences. During the Dooley years, I took to hiking, shopping, whatever during the games to try to salvage the day. That didn't take.
The “singles” group is the worst one. No one knows what to do with it. You’ve got kids fresh out of college, young professionals, then weirdos and divorcees that they end up trying to shoehorn in together
At least you were smart enough to get hitched before the season starts. My wife wanted a September wedding and so Florida weekend it was... Still not sure why I agreed to that. Vagina has a mighty pull.
Like 5 times better than those fake feet, but not as good as those paddles that one guy used in the Olympics, the one that killed his girlfriend.