So last night I had a dream that Iron Chef Bobby Flay was trying to dazzle/seduce my wife with his culinary skills. And so he brought her a homemade cereal that he "whipped up" in the kitchen. And he's so proud of himself about this recipe, and his natural genius, and how these things just come to him. And my wife is all "this is amazing!" and "honey, you've got to try this!" and "Bobby is so talented!"....and Bobby Flay is smirking, with that stupid towel thrown over his shoulder...and all cocky like, he winks at me, as if to say I could never be the man that he is because I cant make homemade cereal. And my wife wont shut up about how I need to try this cereal....and I dont want to try the stupid cereal, even if it is amazing, purely on the principle at this point...I'd rather starve to death than give this jerk the satisfaction. So, just as she is about to leave me for Bobby Flay and what I assume would have been a lifetime of incredible breakfasts, I look into the kitchen and see, plainly on the counter, an open box of Honey Bunches of Oats. So I'm like, "wait a minute, let me see this cereal"...sure enough, looks like Honey Bunches of Oats....I look at him..."are you kidding me!?" I ask, accusingly...."let me taste that cereal.......sonuva.....did you just try to pretend that you invented Honey Bunches of Oats?!?"...I turn to bust him, but hes gone. Vanished. No Iron Chef Bobby Flay. Dream analysts, let us discuss the meaning of this...
Ya know, I was hoping we could use this thread as a collective deep dive into the minds, moods, emotions and experiences of this e-brotherhood we've created over the years. Some cultures view dreams as a means of divine intervention, you [uck fay]s. This was intended to be an opportunity for us to share with one another, delve into our psychology and neurobiology, seek meaning, understanding. A spiritual, perhaps even supernatural, fellowship and camaraderie. Instead its just jokes about my wife screwing Iron Chef Bobby Flay. [Richards].
Eh, I probably overreacted. Just a little irritated that wife is [uck fay]ing Iron Chef Bobby Flay, took it out on you guys.
