The Haslams

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by NEW COACH, Mar 2, 2017.

  1. NEW COACH

    NEW COACH Contributor

    What do we think of the Haslam's? Is it a good thing that the Haslam's chose Currie? My interpretation of the whole thing tells me Butch Jones seat is feeling even warmer after this hire.
     
    Last edited: Mar 2, 2017
  2. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    It's yet another in a series of bad hires by a university that has totally lost its way. Apparently the powers that be in Knoxville are frightened to death to hire anyone who will do what the majority of the fanbase actually WANTS them to do because that would mean hiring someone that would have more power/prestige than themselves. This will not be allowed to happen on their watch.
     
  3. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    The best thing that could happen for Tennessee is for Big Jim to drop dead.

    The second best thing that could happen is for the feds to shut down Pilot and Jimmy go to white collar prison the rest of his life.
     
  4. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    I believe a variation of Basilio's theory, when he says that Tennessee is capable of hiring anyone, for any position, based on these ten (10) criteria.

    1. Will kiss Jimmy Haslams ass, and take his direction without either hesitation or question.
    2. Be thin.
    3. Will kiss Jimmy Haslams ass, and take his direction without either hesitation or question.
    4. Have good hair.
    5. Will kiss Jimmy Haslams ass, and take his direction without either hesitation or question.
    6. Speak "southern".
    7. Will kiss Jimmy Haslams ass, and take his direction without either hesitation or question.
    8. Kills the interview (nevemind the resume).
    9. Will kiss Jimmy Haslams ass, and take his direction without either hesitation or question.
    10. When all else fails, or in any doubt, see Rules 1, 3, 5, 7 & 9.
     
  5. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Shit. There goes my candidacy.
     
  6. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    And that's why we got Currie.

    Thanks, NA.
     
  7. Daddy Gee

    Daddy Gee Chieftain

    The whole search process was a sham with nobody willing to make a decision. Then the new chancellor rode in on her white horse and made a decision.
     
  8. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Hey, at least there is someone willing to make a decision. Shit one, but a decision.
     
  9. knoxvol

    knoxvol Contributor

    Basilio is entertaining but I believe his insight is worth about as much as that belonging to anyone falling off their barstool at Cool Bean's [sic].
     
  10. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    He's been out there his share of times but I give him a lot of credit, he's been closer on this AD/chancellor stuff than anybody, at least publicly
     
  11. NEW COACH

    NEW COACH Contributor

    Tony B is not PC and that's all I care about
     
  12. Duckman

    Duckman Chieftain

    Just curious.....but what makes you say this?
     
  13. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Currie isn't going to worry about hurting his feelings
     
  14. NEW COACH

    NEW COACH Contributor

    Currie is a [penis] and Butch is a pussie
     
  15. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    [​IMG]
     
  16. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    That only happens when rich people hurt the lifestyle of other rich people.
     
  17. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Other rich people are starting to get fed up.
     

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