The LA Clippers Next Owner(s) Will Be...

Discussion in 'Sports' started by GahLee, Apr 30, 2014.

  1. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    The team isn't even officially for sale yet but a host of potential buyers have already surfaced, including a group that includes Oprah Winfrey, Larry Ellison and David Geffen. Floyd Mayweather has expressed interest as has Sean Combs. Real estate tycoon Rick Caruso also a rumored suitor. Magic Johnson says he's more interested in bringing an NFL team to LA than the Clippers.
     
  2. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    We should start a kickstarter campaign on the 8th
     
  3. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Well-Known Member

    Ellison really wants to be an NBA owner. They keep rejecting him, he keeps coming back for more.
     
  4. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Will be surprised if a minority isn't front and center to whoever buys it.
     
  5. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    What is kickstarter?
     
  6. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    Ellison and Geffen running the team and Oprah as a financial investor seems like a logical choice.
     
  7. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

  8. Bassmanbruno

    Bassmanbruno Banned

    Old fart.
     
  9. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    I'll admit, being a grown man has it's pitfalls.
     
  10. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

  11. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member


    Why do you think they would they reject him? He's transformed his tennis tournament into the unofficial fifth major.
     
  12. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member


    My bad, you meant Pervis. Duh.
     
  13. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    With Magic attached as the face.
     
  14. Joseph Brant

    Joseph Brant Airbrush Aficionado

    Seems like an interesting bird, maybe too interesting for their tastes?
     
  15. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    Huh?
     
  16. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    Haha. You thought I was serious?
     
  17. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    More confused than anything. Thought maybe it was an inside joke or you were really drunk.
     
  18. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    For some reason I thought Ellison had stake in golden state. I guess because of the arena being sponsored by oracle
     
  19. The other owners will approve the group that they think will produce the biggest losers on the court. Ellison probably desires winning, so GTFO.

    Mayweather would lose the team in a bet on a Clippers game.
     
  20. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    I have some Louisville ties, and who doesn't like dropping the name "Pervis Ellison" whenever possible?
     

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