The Murtaugh List

This was a storyline to an episode of How I Met Your Mother. Basically it was a list of things that as you get older you find that phrase Murtaugh (Danny Glover) from the Lethal Weapon movies "I'm too old for this shit" ringing true.
As i approach my 32nd birthday i thought i would compile a list as i think of them. Feel free to add more.

1) Playing drunk poker till the sun comes up
2) Listening to heavy metal
3) Undressing in my mind hot hostesses at restaurants, (more creepy than anything)
4) Wearing a Tennessee jersey
5) Spending more than 30 minutes looking at porn
6) Eating Mexican food consecutive days.
7) Beer pong
8) Shopping for clothes at Aeropostale/similar stores
9) Ever stepping foot into another club
10) Using hip lingo or slang

 

Sheep hunting.

 

I'm fine with mexican on consecutive days and still probably undress hostesses in my mind. Otherwise a good list.

 

11) Green beer on St Patty's day.