The Next Plague - Murder Hornets

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by CardinalVol, May 2, 2020.

  1. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    They are still pretty dang useless against a colony of bees though -

     
  2. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Surely we can just market some delicious appetizer based on them and hunt them all out of existence. What if we make up a rumor that they're an aphrodisiac?
     
  3. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    My wife will knock one of these [itch bay] ass bees out of the sky with her flip-flop
     
  4. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    That solution sounds like it's straight outa Wuhan.
     
  5. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    In my world, these hornets can be wiped out right along those Asian carp, the common house cat (in all its Himalayan, Siamese, Burmese, dirty knees, look at these varieties) from North America along with kudzu, wisteria, privet hedge, and other non-native, invasive species.
     
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  6. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    Why is it always Asian shit [uck fay]ing up everything.

    Even messed up the American chestnut
     
  7. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    It's how we got snakehead. So delicious, some folks brought them with us.
     
  8. IP

    IP Super Moderator

  9. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Insects are scary as [uck fay]. Why I don't want to actually come in contact with non-terrestrial aliens. If we have something this alien on Earth, what are the odds what we find out in space is going to not be some Murder Hornet with Lasers?
     
  10. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

  11. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

  12. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    I hear their women have sideways vaginas
     
  13. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Call me [ussy pay], I guess.

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  14. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    Damn you could shoot them with a shotgun
     
  15. Unimane

    Unimane Kill "The Caucasian"

    To be fair, the hand holding them is Trump's, so...
     
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  16. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Idk. Civilization was supposed to already be wiped out by the bees. It’ll be interesting to see how this develops though. I’d imagine it’s hard as hell to combat an invasive insect once it’s here
     
  17. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    I d put yellow jackets at the top. Normally get hit multiple times before you know they are there.
     
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  18. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Wasps usually take quite a bit of provocation but a yellow jacket is a mean little bastard
     
  19. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    Lets play some tennis. Or like someone said, get a bat. Dont miss.
     
  20. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    My grandpa and I got into a bumblebee nest once.

    That [uck fay]ing sucked. Unlike honeybees, they can sting more than once
     
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