The Super Bowl commercials and other random observations thread.

What'd he do?

 

Being whiny and not sharing w other kids. His 5th tantrum wed had enough.

 

Cars.com and Sketchers should fire their advertising department before Madonna wobbles out to the stage.

 

You guys are good parents. Those are the little reality checks kids remember.

 

Has anyone noticed how bad Dan Patrick's hand that's holding his mic has been shaking today? I hope its just from a bad bender last night.

 

I just assumed he was nervous. Jimmy Fallon's knees were shaking in the pre-game during an interview. It's a big stage and there is no routine to be comfortable in.

 

Am I supposed to believe Madonna is actually singing live? Because that isn't the impression I am getting.

 

Madonna at halftime. Have I warped back to the 1980's?

 

It's [uck fay]ing Dan Patrick though, this is his what, 20th Super Bowl covering?

 

Then again, not that surprising considering the last 7 or 8 halftime shows.

 

She came very close to cracking her face

 

If we are going to use these older acts can we please just let garth do halftime? Please?

 

Sorry, he said he was retired.

 

His daughter is like 17 now. He's not going to be retired that much longer. Would be a nice out of retirement gig.

 

Tired of the Detroit rising from the ashes car commercials. News alert.. It's still a shithole. At least they have a decent baseball team now.

 

I was mostly teasing. I really don't understand why he did that. He could have drastically slowed down without retiring outright.

 

Who knows. He'll be touring again in under 5 years.

With the acts in recent years, he'd be great.

 

Clint Eastwood could sell ketchup popsicles to a lady in white gloves.

 

And then bang her in a port-a-potty

 

Yeah, they really put their heads down, dug in, and then took our money to save the businesses they destroyed. Heroes.