The Weekly Lyle Jones Cliché Excuse Report.

jesus he looks awful

how can a mans face be so damn red

 

So coach, is there a website I can sign up on to get on your list, or is there an application?

 

He'll be dribbling out cliches on his deathbed.

 

Blood pressure, diabetes

 

Mike Shanahan thinks he looks just fine.

 

I think he's just becoming a brick.

 

How to coach better? "Hold our players responsible. Fundamentals."

 

That's a you all can kiss my ass and when I move on to my next job at the end of the year, I'm going to throw this back in your face comment.

 

Butch thinks if he just pays more attention to the small details that things will be better.

 

We haven't done many of those small things to get to the big things.

 

Lol on the list of people being mean to me. Hopefully he pulls a Cuanzo

 

I see us making progress, it isn't showing on the scoreboard but it will.

 

" Need to improve on the small details. Eye discipline..."

 

Guy is a broken record. He is lost.

 

how about holding your two coordinators accountable and vetoing the idiotic game plans. Fundamentally, who on earth are we trying to be? Up tempo with telegraphed plays, slow play development, no use of the middle and a slew of WR screens with the ball thrown low and on the wrong side of the receiver. How on earth does any of that translate to wins. You're complaining that we don't play our best players all the time because of their fitness level, but we're hurrying up on offense as we struggle to get first downs and can't throw the ball at all? Are you this dense?

 

no he doesn't. Saturday was our worst game of the year.

 

"The pain in their eyes...that's what coaching is about, that's what life is about"

horribly out of context, but I chuckled

 

Youth excuse about the line.

 

Yes.

 

This is by far the most complimentary of players that I have heard. Wonder if the Crowder incident getting out has anything to do with that?