The Weekly Lyle Jones Cliché Excuse Report.

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by MettaWorldPeace, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    By far. There was no effort or emotion.
     
  2. MettaWorldPeace

    MettaWorldPeace Contributor

    Someone asked him about the fight.
     
  3. Low Country Vol

    Low Country Vol Contributor

    This team gets progressively worst in each quarter. 4 yards rushing in the second half of the 4th game is not improvement.
     
  4. ben4vols

    ben4vols Contributor

    Physical altercation was asked...he said absolutely ridiculous.
     
  5. JT5

    JT5 Super Moderator

    "Owen williams made a play - an effort play - that he never would have made last year"
     
  6. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

    He couldn't answer any other way
     
  7. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    And that's all he said.

    And now he's done.
     
  8. JT5

    JT5 Super Moderator

    Ooh - somebody asked about " on good authority, that coach had a physical altercation with a player. "

    Jones - "Absolutely ridiculous"
     
  9. JT5

    JT5 Super Moderator

    Absolutely ridiculous. Not absolutely false.
     
  10. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

    I bet we are all on that list.
     
  11. MettaWorldPeace

    MettaWorldPeace Contributor

    Who asked that question? I loved the "absolutely good authority" part the best. Lyle probably pissed himself.
     
  12. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain


    Yep, and it would be ridiculous....
     
  13. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Sounded like his good friend Seth Stokes.
     
  14. nomojo

    nomojo Member

    Didn't take him long to bail after that . Probably wanted to avoid a follow up.
     
  15. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    "We hired Butch Jones from Cincinnati"

    "Absolutely ridiculous, nobody's that stupid."
     
  16. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    I think he had that answer ready.
     
  17. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

    That was the guy who up until five minutes ago had press credentials at UT.
     
  18. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Lots of alcohol
     
  19. JT5

    JT5 Super Moderator

    100%. That's the one thing he's been well-prepared for in the last month.
     
  20. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain


    I was ordering in the drive through for the next part. How did it end? Seemed abrupt.
     

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