The Weekly Lyle Jones Cliché Excuse Report.

He could pull it our and read names at the podium.

 

I'm on the naughty and nice list, so it cancels out. I won't get the pony, but I still might get a fire engine.

 

'You find out in these times who's with u who's against u and u file it away & put in ur back pocket' CBJ

 

Official list keeper: Vol Freak with Sugar Teats as backup.

 

I'm actually more pissed off about the "We have to hold our players accountable..." comment when asked about how to improve than I am about some enemies list. If he wants to operate with a chip on his shoulder, fine, it's worked out for some people (see: Michael Jeffery Jordan), but his consistent blaming of players and failure to hold himself or his staff accountable is ****ing ridiculous. I can't stand that shit. He doesn't, nor will ever, get it.

 

List by list.

 

Yes. If I am a player, I am seething. Steaming. Pissed.

Next practice I would tell him to **** off.

 

One foot out the door...

 

Doubt most players know or care anythign he says in these at this point, if ever.

 

AHahaha


https://twitter.com/NewMarketMauler/status/651079134291062784

 

Lighten up , Francis.

 

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Touch my stuff...I'll kill you. Call me Francis...I'll kill you.

 

Maybe we should start a "Butch's list" newsletter.

 

Seriously debating going to Vol Calls Wednesday and asking if he has that list so I can make sure my name is on there.

 

Think of a cartoon dude with extreme flat top (think Ken from Street Fighter) holding his ACME List Making Chart and cranking out a list while on the phone saying in bubble "you know what I hate...it's when someone screws up my name and says botch. Botch implies that I screwed something up. I've tried to tell them it was the players and that hordes of my colleagues phoned in to tell me I'm a genius..."

 

That guy wins the internet for the day.

 

brother's intro says "God Bless Archie's sack and Dolly's rack." That's a riot.

 

11 points away still leaves us with a [dadgum] loss.

Oklahoma 7
Florida 1
Arkansas 4

This explains why the sum[itch bay] kicked the extra point.