Things I Won't Miss in 2026

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by govols182, Nov 29, 2025.

  1. govols182

    govols182 Honorary Mod

    1. Andre Turrentine - 5th Year SR - consistently misses tackles, takes poor angles, and is constantly out of position. Good riddance!

    2. Tim Banks - Please leave! Your defense is poorly coached. Most of what you run doesn't make sense without elite DL play which most teams do not have.

    3. Miles Kitselman - 2024 you did well, 2025 you've been really bad - Bye!

    Please add your list below.
     
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  2. IP

    IP Resident Arguer

    Boo carter
     
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  3. yont sum iss?

    yont sum iss? Contributor

    This guy just said it was a “mostly fun season” in the chat. Cool thread.
     
  4. IP

    IP Resident Arguer

    Maybe if we eat our own, something good will happen?
     
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  5. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Well-Known Member

    Probably was for [uck fay]ing [pretty gosh danged dumb] people.
     
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  6. govols182

    govols182 Honorary Mod

    The offense was fun to watch most of the time considering we lost our starting QB post spring. Don't be silly sis.

    Defense leaves/left a lot to be desired.
     
  7. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    1-3 against the SEC at home was not fun for me.
     
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  8. yont sum iss?

    yont sum iss? Contributor

    We didn’t beat one single mediocre team. Not one. Nothing was fun, dummy.
     
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  9. govols182

    govols182 Honorary Mod

    You'll get over this sis. The offense was fun to watch most of the time.
     
  10. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Well-Known Member

    He got to watch Smokey and the band and the cheerleaders. He probably had a blast.
     
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  11. yont sum iss?

    yont sum iss? Contributor

    Had a few hot dogs and sodas. He’ll never forget it. So much fun!
     
  12. IP

    IP Resident Arguer

    Fml, we are going after sodas now?
     
  13. govols182

    govols182 Honorary Mod

    I heard you eat the hot dogs for the shape...

    Just telling you what I heard. Not sure if true.
     
  14. bostonvol

    bostonvol Chieftain

    I wish I could say Tealander, but he has another year of eligibility. He would have been a decent linebacker 15-20 years ago, it he’s just not good enough to defend modern offenses.
     
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  15. IP

    IP Resident Arguer

    Well I might let a fresh dc see if he has a role for him.
     
  16. yont sum iss?

    yont sum iss? Contributor

    You’re more unfunny than you are easily entertained. Impressive. Fun season man!
     
  17. govols182

    govols182 Honorary Mod

    Ya, he's just not athletic enough for today's game. A step too slow. he loves to hit though
     
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  18. Unimane

    Unimane Kill "The Caucasian"

    Was Golesh the only guy who had any fight in him on that staff?
     
  19. Tar Volon

    Tar Volon Me Blog @RockyTopTalk.com

    Said this in the game thread, but Heupel needs to hire an assistant specifically to bring a different energy than he does. He needs someone fiery, he needs a disciplinarian. He has done great things here, but if he can't recognize what he doesn't bring and find someone who does, he's going to piss it all away.
     
  20. govols182

    govols182 Honorary Mod

    It's ok sis. Go get you a couple margaritas and call it a night. Don't want you ruining a holiday weekend over something you have zero control over.
     

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