This is America

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by justingroves, Apr 8, 2018.

  1. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    We like to lift

    Craig Fitzgerald's motto:

     
  2. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I also like "Move heavy weights fast"
     
  3. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Pruitt has hired a neanderthal. I like it
     
  4. chavisut

    chavisut Dan Mullen Fan Club President

    Bill Starr!

    I love this guy.
     
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  5. bostonvol

    bostonvol Chieftain

    Looks like it
     
  6. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    I find that if thighs are too big, it's hard to keep my eyes on them.
     
  7. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I'm not going to lie, I'm terrified of this guy.
     
  8. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Afraid he is going to get us into deep doo-doo?
     
  9. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    No, like terror. Like, scared he would just pick me up and break me in half for no reason.
     
  10. Volgrad98

    Volgrad98 Contributor

  11. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Ah, actual physical terror of the man.

    I can see that.
     
  12. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Just tell him he’s too big a [ussy pay] to ever bench press 1000 lbs. and watch him kill himself.
     
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  13. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I just finished my bi-annual read of that story.
     
  14. chavisut

    chavisut Dan Mullen Fan Club President

    No mirrors.
     
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  15. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    I’d smack that cat right in the snout, and tell him to like it.

    And just how will we know what players on a team that went winless in the SEC looks like, without mirrors, smartass?
     
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  16. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I've got $100 to the charity of your choice if you do it, i witness or see video evidence, and you live to tell about it.
     
  17. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Matching.
     
  18. BigOrangeBeech

    BigOrangeBeech Poster of the Month, July 2014 and recruiting guy!

    Double it
     
  19. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    So we've got 400 in the pot.
     
  20. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    I’ll throw in a pornhub gift card.
     
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