This is America

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by justingroves, Apr 8, 2018.

  1. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    I'm not seeing any elliptical machines
     
  2. BigOrangeBeech

    BigOrangeBeech Poster of the Month, July 2014 and recruiting guy!

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  3. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    Apparently UT just tossed all the machines left over from the Butch era. Lot of these on the curb near the training center

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  4. VOLinDAWGland

    VOLinDAWGland Contributor

    The chick or machine?
     
  5. yont sum iss?

    yont sum iss? Contributor

    Machines are for 40 something year old housewives at Curves. Fitting that Butch would have his guys using them.
     
  6. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    See, this a joke but at the same time totally believable
     
  7. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Butch probably stayed up late at night, unable to sleep due to extreme anxiety from upcoming Vanderbilt games, watching infomercials and ordered a shit ton of those stupid machines.

    "Hey, intern that makes 30,000 that we now have in charge of our entire strength and development program, I saw this awesome new CoreMaster 5000 last night. It's scientifically proven to develop your core better than any other workout. We will have the best cores in the nation. Going to need you to order 150, please."
     
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  8. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    Clear eyes, strong groins, can’t lose
     
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  9. 2Maggitt2Quit

    2Maggitt2Quit Chieftain

  10. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    It’s hard to mess up the strength program at this level.

    You’re getting the absolute best genetics to work with at a prime age for strength building with a huge amount of resources at your disposal.

    That’s why high school coaches shouldn’t get too caught up in the programming by top colleges and NFL teams.
     
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  11. chavisut

    chavisut Dan Mullen Fan Club President

    Definitely need to do some plyo push ups off boxes with a weight vest.

    Saw that on the Insta.
     

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