Today I learned

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by Indy, Apr 24, 2013.

  1. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Today I learned.

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  2. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    Does it turn white when it starts going down?
     
  3. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Man, I dunno, but I expected the meme to come from grindr instead of tumblr
     
  4. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

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  5. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    The singer of Supertramp is a dude
     
  6. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

  7. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    I would have guessed so as soon as I saw that it was a thing. It makes sense that it would be that way.
     
  8. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    How does one collect this highly prized deer semen?
     
  9. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    I wondered the same thing a bit ago. I guess it could be that there's deer porn and a collection cup or maybe collected from shot deer? The answer is amongst us. Between those on the board with with practical ag knowledge, IP's worship of science, and Rockyhill going to a college that specializes in animal husbandry (don't really know what this is exactly, but the term fits right in with barner coeds getting semen out of animals in my mind), someone knows.
     
  10. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Same as a horse or cow
     
  11. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    So call NYY?
     
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  12. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Forgive me....but how does this do anything helpful? So, you get a doe, get her pregnant with this.....and then what, there’s just one of these types of deers out there, then?

    You keep them all penned up and shoot them on the farm? You keep them as pets?

    Isn’t the introduction of a new type of deer into the wild illegal? How does all of this work?
     
  13. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    Generally it's a hunting camp that has a deer fence around their property.

    The hunting camp then pays for crazy genetic freaks and stock their deer farm to charge people out the ass to kill a buck of a lifetime.
     
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  14. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    That sounds...sporting.
     
  15. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    It's not at all but there's a market for it.
     
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  16. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    It's highly regulated and is really only used in high fence hunting operations. It's also still a crap shoot because the doe's genes matter on antler size too
     
  17. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    It's still just a white tail deer, but it's got ridiculous antlers.
     
  18. dknash

    dknash Chieftain

    Wouldn't the saliva contaminate it?
     
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  19. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    Or go down to Mexico and wait for the post-show.
     
  20. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    deer farming is a lucrative business. and yes, it is regulated to limit contamination of the wild gene pool and yes that regulation is hamstrung by people who "know better" and value their freedom more than other people's freedom so these things do escape and interbreed
     

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