Tourism Slogans for Tennessee Cities

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  1. IP

    IP Grusader Knight Errant of the 8th Order

    In a conversation with someone about southern cities, I was trying to describe what Knoxville was like. I ended up saying, "Knoxville is Ashville with a job." They liked that a lot and it made them interested in visiting.

    What are some other unconventional potential slogans for Tennessee cities?
     
  2. Joseph Brant

    Joseph Brant Airbrush Aficionado

    Saw something like this for Connecticut a while back.

    New Haven : If it wasn't for Yale we'd be Waterbury.

    I still chuckle about that.
     
  3. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Nashville - We will do whatever you want, just make us feel important!

    Murfreesboro - Williamson County wannabes.
     
  4. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

    Massachusetts town:

    "Worcester: Don't ask us why."
     
  5. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Williamson County wannabes fits Hendersonville too
     
  6. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    Kingsport: Johnson City, Except Smellier and Uglier.
     
  7. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    Elizabethton: Jason Witten Lived Here
     
  8. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    Greeneville: Greenville, With an Extra E.
     
  9. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    Morristown: Westernmost Location of Pal's.
     
  10. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

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    Last edited: Apr 22, 2017
  11. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    Knoxville: Home of Champions (In High School Baseball and Football Only)
     
  12. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

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    Last edited: Apr 22, 2017
  13. ptclaus98

    ptclaus98 Contributor

    Chattanooga: Portland's drunk redneck uncle.
     
  14. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

    damn
     
  15. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    Eh. Too much. Will delete.
     
  16. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Aight Moderator

    Atlanta: Come try your luck on our interstates
     
  17. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    What exactly do you mean by this?
     
  18. IP

    IP Grusader Knight Errant of the 8th Order

    Jonesborough: Come for the circus, stay for the hanging.
     
  19. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Aight Moderator

    Gatlinburg: The only place you'll find better mountains is on Dolly Parton.
     
  20. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Precisely what it says.
     

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