Turn off your sperm flow with the flip of a switch

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Revolutionary

 

Yeah but does the Vatican approve?

 

Think of the possibilities.......it could be like ignition interlock

 

I just found out that artificial birth control is a sin.

 

The death of the traditional family unit as we know it.

 

about to get a vasectomy. my brother in law passed out mid procedure and I think i'll be as much of a ***** about it.

 

There is absolutely nothing to it.

 

Whose got time to flip a switch? Rhetorical.

 

It's either cream pie or sperm rag.

Facials are so 90's.

 

I think I'll just tell women I have one of these, but the switch is toggled by 30 minutes of oral stimulation.

 

i'm well aware, but I get faint even reading an article about it. I'm not saying i'm being rational.

 

The most awkward part I had was when I dropped my drawers and my wife watching the female doc feel my balls up.

 

Better download that porn hub app

 

How did you refrain from smiling at your wife?

 

Went for broke after the doctor left and said to my wife that the doctor just touched my balls longer than you have in the past 10 years.

 

haha...Yeah they always overlook the ol' scrotum...Must of had meeting in 8th grade..

 

Over the past couple of years she has become really anti penis.

She claims the only thing it's good for is having children and she's way past that point.

She makes herself gag when I drop my drawers and shake it around.

 

lol...Could be time to introduce a 2nd woman to the bed...I know some really great re- programming techniques that would be helpful...Just trying to help a fellow 8ther.

 

She tells me to get side ***** all the time.

 

I'm sure they don't