Numerous tests have confirmed that an outbreak of Peterman Fever has occurred on the forums. The exact origin of this outbreak is unknown, with some blaming a connecting lurker of Outer Monvolia or the National People's Republic of Volnation as the vector. This outbreak seems to have spread like wild fire over the last 24 hours, with Patient Zero exhibiting symptoms as early as 72 hours ago. With the first confirmed case being Govols182, heretofore referred to as "Patient Zero," careful monitoring of future symptoms will be key in assessing the threat this contagion holds to the fanbase at large, as well as on this forum. At this time, it is suggested that strong prognostications as to the eventual starting quarterback of the 2014 Volunteers are to be avoided, as well as congregating near posts that do so. Please stay tuned for any further developments.
I would actually be excited for next year if it was Peterman this year. It would mean we would have a QB that will know the system and be more mature and ready. With that said I will not hold my breath that he is actually better.
Even after watching Peterman be worse than Worley, I still refuse to believe that he is worse than Worley
Against Florida, Nathan Peterman threw 11 times. 4 of those passes were completed, and We gained a total of 5 yards, and 2 were INT's Where is this Peterman stuff coming from, again?
Genetic sequencing is complete. Laboratory tests confirm that this is a new strain of Peterman Fever, distinct from Peterman-Gainesville. The Gainesville strain was marked with excruciating pain throughout the joints and attacks to the liver in its culminating stage. This new strain is currently exhibiting none of these symptoms, only manifesting light auditory and visual hallucinations, mania, and chapped lips. However, we have only witnessed the first stage of the illness, and it may yet be the most virulent and vicious strain yet.
As I said, reports of a disease matching the description of Peterman Fever have come from remote villages and threads in various third world forums. As to what its natural host is, that is hard to say. My guess would be hill billies or fruit bats.
You may be asked to volunteer to submit to procedures endeavoring to find a treatment. I have to ask you a few questions first: Are you allergic to "woo's?" How would you describe your hair color? And finally, have you ever had sex with any men from Africa or ksushalovesthevols?
Had Jones not pulled the trigger in the UF game last year, this would be very easy to conceive and comprehend.