"We did everything to win the South Carolina game except score touchdowns"

http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-fo...dgrw3sz?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

 

I did everything to pay my electric bill except transfer funds to the electric company

 

i'm legitimately beginning to wonder if his IQ is in retard level.

 

"I did everything to [uck fay] UT except hire [ddiapos] and Butch Jones."

 

Ferris State must be a diploma mill.

 

Seriously.

 

Another gem from today:

Butch: "I thought we played our style of football against South Carolina."

 

He's not wrong.

 

What style is that? Losing?

 

has no one tried to talk to butch and reign in this stupidity or can he not stop himself?

 

I did everything to fire Butch except fire Butch

 

He's spot on. Took him 5 years, but finally pinpointed the problem.

 

Got a shot-putter there now...

 

It is low. Not that low, but you low enough that he shouldn't represent your university.

 

I've got a meeting with their AD's brother tomorrow.

 

I did everything to impregnate Kate Upton but have sex with her.

 

Butch remains clueless. Everyday that passes until he is fired becomes more and more embarrassing.

 

In vitro didn't work? Shouldn't give up on your dream of having a kid.

 

In the interest of fairness, this isn’t a quote, but what Rucker cooked one down to. Not nearly as bad when you read the whole

 

Really close from what I just read. Still as stupid imo.