What is the worst Christmas gift you've ever received?

Do Dooley and botch count as a package deal. We win.

 

Botch 'gon win 11 games next year! Don't be talkin' shit about the man! I got dinner riding on it, so it's GOTTA happen....

 

We still win. Worst back to back coaches in the history of sport. LSU might be second.

 

Worse than Chuck Tanner and Russ Nixon in Atlanta??

 

Nascar apparel sucks as it is then make it even worse by being Wal-Mart Nascar apparel. I received a Jimmie Johnson shirt or more accurate, a $15 dollar shop rag.

 

The first year I was married, my wife wanted to buy some stupid thing in the fall and I told her she had to wait until Christmas. She bought it then. We agreed that day that if we wanted something, we buy it if it's in our budget and to hell with exchanging gifts with one another. I'll be married 21 years in May ... never bought the wife a Christmas gift.

 

I tell the wife not to get anything and always get her something small anyway.

 

Does she get mad that it doesn't get any bigger?