When the old lady kicks you out

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by hallowed_hill, Jun 24, 2012.

  1. hallowed_hill

    hallowed_hill Active Member

    What do y'all do...hypothetically of course :-/
  2. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

    I have a shop building.
  3. IP

    IP "You don't know what it is like in our universe."

    Find a young lady.
  4. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Wait until she falls asleep and then place my bare asscheeks on her face and let rip. Helps me.
  5. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Johnnyquickkick has a comfortable couch i hear.
  6. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    I'm currently on it, sorry.

    PS not having an old lady, I've found, is the best way to avoid this. Ounce of prevention/pound of cure kind of thing.
  7. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Always have a second family for just such an emergency.
  8. MaconVol

    MaconVol Chieftain

    How come it is always the man that has to leave during an argument?
  9. Customtaco

    Customtaco Member

    It doesn't, mine went to her mothers for 2 months, kinda nice. Let her come back though when I got tired of cleaning though.
  10. hallowed_hill

    hallowed_hill Active Member

    I've got no complaints. Hit some golf balls, find a place with cold beer, then she gets tired of watching the kids alone and calls for me to come home. How it usually goes.
  11. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

  12. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    This guy right here is on to something.
  13. wildnkrazykat

    wildnkrazykat Well-Known Member

    Note to self. If I ever get pissed, leave the kids with him
  14. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    It's my house, too. Plus it's on my family's land. If she gets so mad that she doesn't want to be in the same building with me, she can leave. My fat ass isn't going anywhere.
  15. hallowed_hill

    hallowed_hill Active Member

    That's typically me too...unless I want to go hit golf balls and drink beer.
  16. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    I'd pass on both just to prove a point.
  17. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I've got a garage but I've also got a couple hundred acre farm I can go to. That usually ends with me shooting coyotes and/or squirrels
  18. rbroyles

    rbroyles Chieftain

    Never thought about it, as it's never happened, but if she did want to not be around me, she can go. I ain't leaving.
  19. rbroyles

    rbroyles Chieftain

    When you end up shooting coyotes and squirrels, you accidentally shoot the neighbors dog. When you accidentally shoot the neighbor's dog you dig a hole to hide the corpse. When you dig a hole you find a Civil War era Colt percussion sidearm perfectly preserved in a sealed chest, and it's worth over $100K. So leave your old lady more often.
  20. hallowed_hill

    hallowed_hill Active Member


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