Who will be the next OC?

Chicken shit.

Maybe we need to put a podium and a mic at the far end of the field when they change quarters at the season opener.

 

Too much work to do, no time for press conferences.

 

We'll never have to worry about Barsky & Butch running off to Ann Arbor, as they've already shit-canned Barsky once before.

 

Great gif, NA, and applicable on so many levels

 

I hate everything about this

 

The way butch has handled this hire shows how little faith he has that this is a good idea. If he truly believed this is a good thing he should be speaking to every reporter he can find to sell us this idea. Instead he does the opposite of Kiffin, instead of running off at night he brings his oc in under the cover of darkness.

 

We really dodged a bullet. There were at least of handful of NFL teams looking at DeBored. Some Boston insiders said the Patriots were really interested.

 

I think that this whole process removes all doubt about what Buch Jones is all about and who he is as a person: unwilling to change, unimaginative, unintelligent, ultra-conservative, and arrogant.

 

Patriots wanted him as director of olympic sports?

 

Ball Inflation Specialist

 

The Butch Media/Expectations MAchine would have you believe the Patriots are after DeBored to replace Belichick

 

Jones (in search of a distraction) promoted ZA to Passing Game Coordinator and Gillespie to Recruiting Coord.

 

Weird, seeing as how Butch brought him in to drain his balls.

 

Exaaactly.

 

https://twitter.com/oc_receptionist

 

That account is hilarious.

 

Holy shit, that's great.

 

I'd laugh if it didn't hurt so much.

 

These testimonials on UT's site are hilarious. So canned. You never see this kind of crap unless you know it's an unpopular decision and you're presenting evidence and building a case. Hilarious.

 

"No, really, you just have to know how to prepare shit to make a tasty shit sandwich. You will see, this shit is going to be tasty as hell come September and you will be eating up these shit sandwiches like they were going out of style. Trust me!"