Yesterday...

Pitchers and catchers report. High school baseball practice officially starts up. Spring is coming, and kidb is getting ready to get kicked square in the [penis].

I've not been this hard since Doogie Howser came clean.

 

Yessir.


To hell with the Yanks.

 

Pitchers and Catchers report. Most glorious four words in the English language. Eff winter.

 

The Cardinals. That is all.

 

Cardinal fans eat their toenails.

 

And you eat...well never mind

 

Too easy.

 

Go ahead and say it. NYY eats Arby's.

 

This is the time of year that I hate no one. Not a team. Not a player other than Alex Rodriguez and Prince Fielder. It makes me want to be in a dugout somewhere, or even better a bullpen.

 

You riff-raff have ruined that place for me.

 

And by "place" I mean the fast food roast beef restaurant.

 

Gonna need a title change in less than 10 hours

 

Cubs are now mathematically eliminated.

 

Bravo

 

Apparently my son's hs coach has forgotten that the parents actually have jobs! They have no less than six multi-day tournaments not within a day's driving distance. ****ing Awesome.

 

I hate Ryan Braun on Christmas.

 

Good. I'd hate to have ruined pu*sy for anyone.

 

Oh, and go Blue Jays.

 

Go back to Canada, eh?

 

At least their management actually puts on airs and tries to better the team.