Your Job (I produce adult-themed media and features)

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by Tenacious D, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    He told me that he was a gun dealer right now. He's insane, so who knows.
     
  2. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    One has to be a doctor to do this? Wouldn't any ole lab rat or nurse do the trick?
     
  3. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Pathologists run those labs. Those lab rats are our people.
     
  4. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    Gotcha
     
  5. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    He did. In the '60s.

    gs claims to have gone AWOL to Mexico in '63 after JFK was killed.

    He also claims his boys do some secret squirrel work overseas, too.
     
  6. KingWebbsticles

    KingWebbsticles Chieftain

    I had to take the Praxis for NC and TN licensure in music education. That shit was hard.

    In Georgia, you only have to take the GACE to get licensed, which is about as hard as the ITBS in 5th grade.
     
  7. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    The irony of that truth, when compared to your username effectively ruled out anything pertaining to creative writing.
     
  8. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    I hope that one of our many aspiring lawyers will bring about the effective changes in our world (positive ones, as a point of clarification) that so many others dirtbags here have promised and failed to produce.

    Kiffin left. They did nothing.
    Dooley was hired. Nothing.
    Dooley is still here. Nothing.
    Saban has yet to be subpoenaed a single time. Not once.

    No objections. No filibusters. No filing of legal-sized papers filled with arcane and otherwise useless Latin phrases. Primarily, they just sit here, watching the world burn to the ground, counting their two-bits. They know who they are.

    Our hopes are on you guys, the next generation of litigators. Upon graduation, I'd recommend you do some work in "community organizing" instead of "practicing law" - in 8 short years, you'll be President.

    And if that occurs, a mention of the 8th Maxim in your inaugural address will get you a $25?Amazon giftcard and some increased PM storage space.
     
  9. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    General and mechanical contractor. I do a lot of commercial and very little residential work
     
  10. alumvol08

    alumvol08 Active Member

    I am actually hoping to be a prosecutor, so as a UT fan, I'd love the chance to see Saban come into my court. Maybe I could work the 8th Maxim in some type of press release though? Like, "The defendant was apprehended while alternating between viewing/masterbating to child porn, photoshoping nude pictures of recruits, and posting on the 8th Maxim under the user name: Sabanocchio."
     
  11. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    There's something about people that risk it all and just go for it that is admirable to me (and many others, imagine), NYY. Despite the fact that you've turned out to be a gay, it's pretty cool man.

    And as for the "life happened" stuck in a teaching gig for 5 years - that you can be realistic about the status of your goal (at least currently), but also see it in the larger context of having more time with your family is the definition of sacrifice, and is equally admirable. That it's difficult to sometimes wonder about where you thought you'd be, or should be - and that it stings a little bit when you do is also a good thing. I was there, too, man. I have had innumerous instances of life detouring and subduing my best laid plans - and it's only in in the benefit and perspective of hindsight that you realize that your way is stupid and otherwise poorly conceived - and that the detour turned out to be the only way forward. Had I gotten all that I wanted, when I wanted, my life would be a calamitous mess (moreso than it sometimes is now). Now, it would've meant jack [penis] to me if someone had said that to me while I was in the throughs of it all, just as I am sure that it is landing flat with you now. But it'll make more since later, than it does now. And if the goal is important to you, it will not only endure, but grow stronger with delay, however good and right - or even frustratingly necessary - such may temporarily appear to be.

    To sacrifice without either real risk or expense is no sacrifice at all.

    So, there's some completely unsolicited and likely unwelcomed advice / encouragement from a random and strictly anonymous person you only know on the interwebz.
     
  12. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    I'm a bacteriologist and mycologist at the UT veterinary hospital. Sounds better than it is but I like it. Get to do a little informal teaching along with the clinical stuff.
     
  13. MacReady

    MacReady New Member

    Coffee roaster for specialty coffee company. We mainly do gourmet, organic, and fair trade coffee. It's decent sized company, not a mom and pop shop.
     
  14. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Green Mountain?

    Hook a brother up some k-cup - either Dunkin Donuts or the Green Mountain equivalent (read: literally, the exact same thing) "Donut House".

    If I don't have a crate by week's end, I'm calling bullshit.
     
  15. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    i push paper for Warren Buffett.
     
  16. MacReady

    MacReady New Member

    That's the one. The only thing Dunkin has in common with Donut Horse is that they're sissy light roasts.
     
  17. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    My department office now is under your company's spell. You guys are going to get huge.
     
  18. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    Sophomore at Wabash College. It's a small liberal arts school in Crawfordsville, IN. I'm an English major, history minor (thinking about double minoring with Political Science). I'm hoping to go into a career in some type of higher law enforcement, but I'm open to other options. I play football here as well.
     
  19. ole_orange

    ole_orange Board Simp

    I just embarked on my academic journey last fall at the University of Tennessee. I'm sure my mindset will change down the road, but the thought of graduating and leaving this place is kind of depressing.
     
  20. 7thgroupvolfan

    7thgroupvolfan New Member

    Special Forces Weapons Sergeant(18B)
     

Share This Page