I'm currently on it, sorry. PS not having an old lady, I've found, is the best way to avoid this. Ounce of prevention/pound of cure kind of thing.
It doesn't, mine went to her mothers for 2 months, kinda nice. Let her come back though when I got tired of cleaning though.
I've got no complaints. Hit some golf balls, find a place with cold beer, then she gets tired of watching the kids alone and calls for me to come home. How it usually goes.
It's my house, too. Plus it's on my family's land. If she gets so mad that she doesn't want to be in the same building with me, she can leave. My fat ass isn't going anywhere.
I've got a garage but I've also got a couple hundred acre farm I can go to. That usually ends with me shooting coyotes and/or squirrels
Never thought about it, as it's never happened, but if she did want to not be around me, she can go. I ain't leaving.
When you end up shooting coyotes and squirrels, you accidentally shoot the neighbors dog. When you accidentally shoot the neighbor's dog you dig a hole to hide the corpse. When you dig a hole you find a Civil War era Colt percussion sidearm perfectly preserved in a sealed chest, and it's worth over $100K. So leave your old lady more often.