NO one should be banned from a doughnut shop. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/conn-boy-4-mom-banned-doughnut-shop-article-1.1877800
As the father of a four year old boy - 1. I'm thankful that he hasn't said something like this to anyone yet. 2. I would imagine we'd see exactly how red my face could get if he did from embarrassment. 3. I'd go postal on the workers there, and then never return and make sure everyone in the western hemisphere knew what happened with the sole goal in life to shut the business down.
They are the high and holy paladins of the Church of Fat, defending the obese donut consumers from logical queries of 4 year olds. They deserve weeks of public ridicule.
I did that ... as a grown man. A very stupid ass grown man. I asked one of the dental assistants at my son's orthodontist when she was due. She said, "never ... I'm just fat." To which I replied, "Can you please punch me in face right now?" To my defense, who gains weight in the exact body shape that you would look like if you're pregant? Good Lord, wear a sign or something.
I've come close, but never have actually done it. One good trick is to somehow strike up a conversation about drinking. If they are pregnant, they are sure to mention they can't drink right now while describing what beverages they do or do not like. Of course, the side effect is that while knowing whether they are pregnant or fat, they now suspect you are an alcoholic for bringing up drinking at 9:45 AM at the dentist.
Occasionally, I need a sign [video=youtube;p5ZkdHImCuQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5ZkdHImCuQ[/video]