I asked a lady if she was pregnant. She said, "No, I'm just fat". I've never asked another woman if she's pregnant since then. On another note, this is the kind of story that I could have told you, it happened in the north east if you blacked out the Connecticut parts. Northerners are silly people.
If you are saying you had an hour old newborn eat 14 donut holes, you may have fathered Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.