Some of you should be unnerved by this news. Snooki -- Pregnant (Likely with The Dooz's Love Child) & Covering Up | TMZ.com
No way the news is just leaking if it's mine. I was lonely, I wanted to say no but couldn't. She'd surely already have the baby bump for when we hooked up.
It's being widely speculated that her due date is December 21, 2012. I guess that the end of the world stuff isn't looking so far-fetched now, is it, "science lovers"?!
If you're at the emotional / spiritual place in life that you are about to enter Snooki's snatch (dibs on this being the name of some Pigeon Forge based wedding chapel / raw oyster bar / go-cart combo-plex by year's end), you have an infinitely greater and far more pressing array of things to contemplate, instead of her potential baby bump. Such as wondering if your parents were first cousins who were also poor decision makers. Or, why you have no friends who love you enough to cut off your penis in order to prevent you from doing what you're about to do.
[MENTION=48]NYYVol[/MENTION] became enrgaed with jealousy, and left me little recourse. After "it puts the lotion on", ceasing all contact with you was the only other stipulation he required before allowing me out of his crudely formed basement pit.
All you have to do is watch an episode of Jersey Shore or Mob Wives and you'll be convinced that the world is ending soon.