Actual quote from a bathroom stall at the glass factory I worked as summer help in college: "My ass is red. My name is D. Greene. F*** AFG. And it's glass making machine." D. Greene was a real winner, let me tell you.
I, too, prefer porcelain that I know; however, I can always make an exception if I'm at work & getting paid for it. Plus, you've not lived until the pains hit while you're at a Civil War re-enactment, the pota-potty guy hasn't "serviced" the potties in days, and you have squat over the "hole", feet on the seat bench, to do your deed because the mound that has grown above seat level. Whoever placed the beer can on top of the mound was both brave and gross.
Ahhh yes, a full portable crapper in Gettysburg 1998 with a heat index around 120°. I used the woods and feel bad for whoever found it.
First trip to Talladega this same thing was witnessed in the July heat. Budweiser Sent from my R1 HD using Tapatalk
There wasn't a beer can on top of it, but I've seen something similar in the dead of winter, frozen solid. The poor guy that had to service it was shaking his head, going "it's a shit ice sculpture"
Either shit or get off the pot. I'm in agreement with revolt on this one. Go nickel and dime or kill some time somewhere else.
You know, that saying "shit or get off the pot" points to this not being caused by Smartphones... It's been going on for much longer. So, now I'm back to my original question, what the ****? There are people in line that have cold sweats... Get moving.
Take your sweet ass time at home. Outside your front door the rest of us don't care how much you enjoy your chit.
Haha. That's usually the way it works. Does it help the situation if I told you that I'm a firm believer in public courtesy flushing?