Just winding down with a 24 hour bout with food poisoning and there's nothing like sitting on the toilet taking a shit and trying to hurry up because it's also coming out the other end. Pure, unmitigated misery for 24 hours. I can't imagine having to deal with something like chemo treatments on a regular basis. Point being, the school lunch really is bad for you. You would think that I would've learned as a kid.
I had freshwater blue crab once that I didn't clean properly and it near killed me. Paralyzed half my body for a spell. My sympathies.
I've gotten it once, not sure what it was I ate but I threw up ranch dressing for a day. I can't stand the smell of it now.
Pizza Hut when I was seven. Missed a field trip, was so nauseated I couldn't even walk for a whole day. Only lasted a day, though.
My in-laws have a little beach house on a freshwater inlet where we crab every year. They taste amazing and we have a big crab boil but I didn't clean a batch very well (or maybe ate a dead one) and got dog sick. Apparently one of the side-effects are the shakes and paralytic-type conditions. There was a moment where I thought it was over. Thankfully my little girl (who loves seafood) didn't eat any this go around. Bad crab can kill little ones so I've been told.
Steak may give you heart disease, but you don't have the go through any of that. JMO IMO IYAM GBO VFL
Not food poisoning, but for Y2K a bunch of my friends all gathered at one of our houses and I got so sick from Kahlua that to this day if I smell anything remotely close to it I throw up. I cannot even drink a mocha frappachino without causing it.
I thought I was ready to meet my maker once when young and dumb from eating a chunk of hash because I didn't want to smoke it.
When I was 17, I had a few beers and wanted a dip. We were catfishing with chicken livers. So, drunkenly and with a hand covered in chicken blood, I popped a dip in. I got pretty sick