And another "Pete's Not the Right Kind of Gay/Gay Enough" article dropped today. I'm going to take a bottle of wine into my Buttilicious thread and chill.
what does that even mean? what kinds, and what makes him not gay enough? either the balls touch or they don't, right?
"Sorry Chasten, we don't believe your husband Pete is gay enough." I want to see one of these morons say it to him out loud, like that. I want them to hear themselves.
I imagine Pete is not a Hispanic lesbian, that would be the right kind of gay. A white middle class male without a lisp and glitter canons firing from his belt? Just not the right kind of gay.
My wife's brother is gay. I'm the only one in the family who knows he married his boyfriend. You can tell my brother in law is gay because he is feminine, however his husband is a damn flamer. He is what I describe a freak. He likes to wear wigs and boa's, he describes himself as "sassy". He is one who will snap his fingers and move his head side to side when talking. Needless to say my kids aren't allowed to be around that damn circus. Maybe Buttchugger should be more "sassy" and wear pink women wigs.
Are all gay men effeminate? Are all hetero men masculine? What about lesbos? Can a lesbian be so masculine as to come full circle and be hetero, again? Where’s the line drawn between a effeminate male and a masculine female? By what standard and who makes the determination? If being “sassy” is now a hallmark of being gay, then brother, this place is full of queers. And dumb ones, too. Can you tell me more about what makes your brother as being best described as a “freak”. Does my being both freakishly handsome and intelligent make me gay? I hope so, on one hand, because I’ve always wanted to be more stylishly dressed - but then, admittedly, the chance of my suffering with widespread and purely ignorant discrimination gives me pause. And I need to know before I book my vacation, as accidentally going somewhere where it’s not only legal for others to harass, harm, threaten, intimidate, assault, injure or outright kill me...could make for an awkward visit. Kudos on your excellent decision to spare these gay men from your children.
Can’t be too careful around this time of year, what with it being gay season and homosexuality being so contagious. I make it a point to keep hand sanitizer with me at all times, and wear a mask while in and out of airports. Don’t want to end up spending the holidays in bed with another man.
